Every now and then, a fusion of East and West manages to attain perfect harmony, but more often than not, it doesn’t end well.

The prosecution would like to present Exhibit A, the Cream Prawn Plate (A$18). The tempura prawns were pretty much the only saving grace about the dish, blessing the otherwise disappointing dish with its crunchy exterior and the springy, savory prawns within.

The cream sauce was rather revolting, as it tasted like mango molasses with extra sugar added and mixed with cream. The salad, well, the side salad dressing was decent, but there was no escaping from the horror that was the cream sauce.

Miss me with that, fam.