I still can’t figure out why a stall that sells mildly carbonated teas on tap and moonlights as a bar at night would adopt a military term as its name. Well, maybe I’ll find the answer at the bottom of my next pint.

Their lightly carbonated, tremendously terrific teas that are freshly brewed and dispensed fresh from the tap are brilliant, but I like beer better. Danger Close taps up three beers that change regularly, and you could get anything from a locally brewed Rye & Pint Sunday’s Brew pilsner, to a big boozy stout.

Better yet, they’ve got a sick deal going on right now. Two pints will only set you back to the tune of $19.80! That’s right, slightly under $20 will net you two top quality brews. With great brews comes great responsibility, and it is your responsibility to pair brilliant beers with fantastic food, like the har jeong kai from the zi char stall next door, or some titillating Thai food from further down the row.

Danger Close is but a short stroll away from my office, and it’s pouring up beautiful beers at irresistible prices. Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is what I call Danger Close.