Essentially a soft, mellow-natured egg given a passionate, salty and greasily porky hug from behind, in manner of and with the same tense heat displayed in the Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze pottery scene in Ghost. 3.8/5

This was a hosted meal, courtesy of 5th Quarter. The free-flow Sunday brunch is priced at $60 per adult (and an additional $45 for free flow cava, which you know washes the meaty indulgence down good).