Remember Mathilda? When Roald Dahl wrote of a chocolate cake so devilishly delicious that the brutish Ms Trunchbull force fed Bruce Bogtrotter the entire cake as punishment for stealing a slice? Well... I feel you, Trunchbull. For if this were the chocolate cake, I would have done the same. A single slice would have been a delight, but to eat the cake whole in a single seating would have been an episode of heart-clogging horror.

(Review in retrospect; 2018)