The O List

Price Range: $12-$15

O for: Overpriced

What is popular here?
Cocoa 76 [$7.90]
The new kid on the Star Vista block's signature is more chocolatey than your average beverage, but comes in a $1 McDonald's kids-sized cup.

Cocoa Bola [$6.90]
The mallet provided was quite inept; its head separating from the handle at the slightest opportunity. I've tried cheaper Bolas in Taiwan.

Dark Chocolate Gelato [$4.90]
Got it at a sweet price of $2 with the Sugar app. Impressively gao, though I still prefer a scoop of Hei from the AC just above.

What should I try instead?
For immediate cocoa indulgences, your nearest Max Brenner should suffice.