That stands for Halal Snack Pack: a super messy, completely not instagrammable, massive takeaway snack that comes in styrofoam box stuffed to the brim with crispy hot golden fries, your choice of a kebab meat, and tons of sauces just poured right over. It sounds meh I’m sure, but when you’re starving from an 8-hour flight, shivering your arse off in Melbourne’s pms-ing weather — this is the best shit ever. There are 2 stores right next to each other, this CBD Kebabs and a Viva Kebabs, and both of them are as popular as they are good so you don’t really have to choose. Now what you should do is head in there and order yourself an HSP, have it topped with your choice of lamb/beef/chicken, choose to have your HSP with cheese, then top it off with garlic sauce and hot sauce. Trust me. You’d want for nothing more.