The only people who were more pumped for the Trump-lil Kim summit in Singapore were the various burger restaurant proprietors in Newcastle, who rushed to slap some vaguely Korean twist on the classic American staple food of burgers.

The Little Dictator sees a T H I C C Korean fried chicken patty that’s been drenched in a sweet Korean sauce glaze sitting comfy in between a soft milk bun, and crowned with pickles. That thick slab of fried chicken was juicy and utterly satisfying to my carnivorous cravings.

Unfortunately, this was a complete miss, just like lil Kim’s nuke missile program. The sauce coating said juicy chicken slab was just so saccharine sweet that it got rather ingratiating after a few bites. The kewpie mayo within just exacerbated the already piss poor situation, and those also sweet milk buns were completely un-toasted, and as such, went limp and soggy by the time I made it to the final third of this burger.

The Little Dictator ain’t gonna Trump any burger lists anytime soon, SADly.

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