This is the eleventh commandment, saith The LORD: everything that has been fried in the fat of the earth and impaled upon a wooden stake shall be delicious.

Yep, that holds true till today, and these deep fried Hokkaido scallops ($4.80++) obediently follow this commandment to the letter. The considerable dollop of Japanese mayo & smattering of fish eggs on top only help to obey that commandment. Not bad at all from