That's right, ya boi finally paid a pilgrimage to Matchaya and sampled their goodies. Now, I have been enlightened as to why everybody has been losing their collective heads over this little dessert kiosk.

Pictured here is the mystery flavor of the month, Matchaya's Kinako soft serve. Just like everyone should and probably will do when you're popping your cherry, you gotta go fully nude. No dressing, no toppings, just the bare, naked kinako soft serve experience.

The flavors were indulgently intense, with the roasty flavors dominating your sense of taste, while getting the distinct flavors and scent of sweet soybean close behind. The sweetness is present but masterfully restrained, allowing for the excellent roasted soybean flour to bask in the well deserved limelight. The soft serve itself is charmingly creamy and milky, and it's actually pretty sticky. Which works really well with that stick of shortbread that's been jammed into the sensual swirls of soft serve.

For $5.90, this is one heckuva divine dessert.