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Despite the visual distractions offered by the veiny green dress, the Marge Simpson hairdo and the admittedly entertaining juggling of orange balls, inevitable is the realisation that the so-named snow milk that lies beneath has as much personality as those fake accounts with zero posts and two/three-sentence bios with buzzwords like "fanatic", “bacon”, “music” and “coffee” that you find when you browse through the likes of people who paid for them. 3.2/5