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The second I've obtained from the dark savant of briyani. Oh, long hath I waited for another taste of unholy decadence โ€” like a forbidden dish damned by God, for fear of mere mortals being overwhelmed by its otherworldly taste. It was simultaneously bursting with inexplicably complex flavours whilst also pleasurably burning the tongue with a diabolical heat.
Furthermore, the sweetness of the honey cut through the flavours mercilessly like an executioner's blade, dyeing the dish in a deep crimson that bestowed a vibrancy which layered harmoniously atop the other richer flavours.
That massive slab of chicken was tender and juicy throughout, and seductively tinged with honey. The basmati rce was on point as always โ€” fluffy and dry but with decent moistness while not turning soggy from gravy. Life is now complete? Not quite, I am desperate for a bite of his stingray briyani before I commit sudoku.
๐Ÿ“๐—™๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„ @๐—ด๐—น๐—ผ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜€๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฆ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—บ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ณ ๐—ธ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜„๐˜€ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป/๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ

Briyani from @globalmatsoulkitchen requires painstaking effort to acquire โ€” get into his IG account, then wait for his fun black-metal-inspired posts and pray you're fast enough (usually gone within minutes).
It's worth the trouble โ€” this unholy creation could make even angels weep with masochistic pleasure, as their mouths are engulfed in flames of sacrament. Each mouthful exploded with aroma, whilst a complex storm of spice-forward flavours ravaged thy tongue, leaving it lightly but sensually torched from a mild heat, but also simultaneously aroused from a hedonistic indulgence of flavours.
The mutton was fork-tender and delicious, with a controlled dose of enjoyable gaminess that would intoxicate Satan himself. Above all, the basmati rice was fluffy and moist, but not soggy from the gravy.
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Not for this! The rice was fluffy, the spices were just deadly, and the chicken was fork-pulled tender. But thereโ€™s also an x-factor to this #briyani that we canโ€™t put a finger on - is it the love and care that goes into it? Definitely worth the countless failed prior attempts to get hold of this โ€œstolen recipeโ€. We tried to manage expectations of the people we shared it with, but they too were thoroughly impressed ๐Ÿ˜Œ

Countless hordes have sung paeans to this bestial biryani from the distant reaches of Aljunied Crescent. Keeping it uber kvlt and notoriously hard to procure, mercurial mastermind Zahid's culinary creations are unleashed only upon the pleasure of his rare whim, whereupon ravenous masses will instantly descend like circling vultures, furiously submitting their requests via WhatsApp as quick as they can, for only the swift have any hope of securing an order.

To gain access, one must first send a follower request to @globalmatsoulkitchen. Once accepted, keep your eagle eyes peeled for the drop - a more often than not bombastic post wrought with black metal imagery and symbolism. But let that not deter you oh pilgrim, for if you persevere โ€“ try once, try twice, try 666 times โ€“ this will be one of the most fragrant, (un)heavenly biryanis you will have ever eaten.

Taste: 4/5