MASA

Wow, where can I begin? I came all the way from another country and somehow wasted perfectly great appetite on this restaurant. Their menu looks creative but I have never tasted a worse example of combining ingredients. Whoever the chef is that created the menu should be sent to North Korea for a lifetime imprisonment of slavery. Do not be the unsuspecting tourist that accidentally walks into any restaurant that bares the name “MASA” or “BLACK SOCIETY”. It is a waste of your money and stomach real estate. Personally I would give it negative stars but the fine people at Google won’t allow it. Stay away from these restaurants if you like food and life. If you are Christian Jesus Christ disavows it. If you are Muslim, Allah condemns it.

I’m adding this follow up roughly 4 hours after dining at MASA. Let me tell you, I had just went to the restroom and my poo smelled the worst ever possible. My wife even screamed at me. But how can she blame me? It was the food at MASA. The point I am trying to make is that restaurant is capable of making you and your partner fight and argue even after you leave the place.