Rejoice, all bread lovers, for here comes the ONE TOAST to end all toasts. Feast your eyes and tastebuds on the sublime Jamon Bikini!! Nicely crisp on the outside with a savoury soft filling and a name too fancy for a peasant such as myself, the Jamon Bikini impresses the taster in a similar way a bikini-clad Victoria's Secret model would on a cisgendered straight man. All hail the chefs for coming up with this beautiful gastronomical masterpiece!!

In the name of having a balanced opinion, the grilled asparagus salad, sauteed clams, tuna cones, dip platter, and marinated olives we had were excellent too, bUT TOAST!!

P.S. Please increase serving size. Four pieces are not enough of this goodness