Probably the most obscenely buttery-tasting scrambled eggs I have ever had. So depraved in silkiness I swear it's barely legal. Which is probably why just like Rihanna and her entourage, it comes surrounded on all sides by a gang of housemade rosemary sausage patties (these were slightly sweet and yummy), little blocks of cheddar cheese, herb-grilled tomatoes and toasted sourdough.