1-FOR-1 MILKSHAKES TILL 11PM TODAY! Doing y’all a solid here ah #notsponsored please. When I saw Carne’s stories on Monday saying they’re running this promo for their new and improved milkshakes that are “thicker and creamier” (verbatim mind you), I took it as a challenge lol. Cause I pretty much trashed their milkshakes in my previous review (soz guys I know I’m a little brutal). Obviously I went in with only one thought in my head: is it really thicker and creamier, as opposed to the watery diluted shadow of a milkshake I had previously? YES, thank goodness they were. I took a sip right when the milkshake landed in my hands, and it’s deeeefinitely thicker, creamier, and tons better than my previous experience. The flavours are a lot punchier (salted caramel and coffee were my faves, I loved the earthy burnt toffee in the latter), the milkshake smooth and creamy, and I actually went “mmm not bad!” Tbh I’m a huge fan of thickshakes — I like em real thicccc — and if I don’t see a malt option on the menu it’s an immediate 🙅🏻♀️ for me; but I’ll give Carne this: if you like the easier to drink more regular not sorethroat-inducing milkshakes, they make a pretty good one. Though I still don’t get the soggy praline topping 🙃