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Bloody Beautiful Burgers

Bloody Beautiful Burgers

The person who invented the burger probably didn't foresee just how far burgers have evolved since it was created (probably by accident). If he/she did, they would probably have wept tears of joy over some of these breathtaking burgers.
Russell Leong
Russell Leong
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Oh. Mah. Gawd. Becky. Look at that burger. It’s so big, it looks like one of those fat guy’s burgers. And yes, I am indescribably delighted to be guys deep in the beauty of a burger. Simply (and sorta underwhelmingly) titled as the ‘Southern Fried Chicken Burger’ ($20++), this brilliant burger is a front runner for ‘best damn burger in Singapore’.

What I assume to be a whole, jumbo sized thigh fillet from and extra thick chicken is jammed between a pair of fluffy, bouncy buns and generously lubricated by a judicious application of liquid cheese and decorated by a leaf of lettuce and a slice of tomato. The batter that the chicken is cocooned in is light and charmingly crispy, and the chicken is slightly spicy, but seasoned to savory satisfaction and is outstandingly juicy.

This is a tasty burger, and it’s one hell of a messy one too. Take this hot meat between your lips, and soon that warm cheese is gonna squirt everywhere as you futilely fight to maintain a modicum or modesty. Make sure you’ve got an army of napkins on deck, cause this bad boy is going to rock your world and leave a massive mess.

The sides are a little unconventional, as cornbread isn’t really a burger’s best buddy, and the purple slaw would be what you’d expect to see on the burger itself. Instead, you’d expect to see both elements as the supporting squad to a amply sized rack of ribs, or some fabulous fried chicken. However, they work wonders here. The cornbread was pleasantly sweet without overdoing it, and was temptingly moist. The slaw was also sweet without going overboard, but with that all important edge of acidity to take some of the richness off the burger.

The only complaint I had was that there wasn’t nearly enough slaw to go round, as the pleasurable palate profile and the addictive crunchiness of the coleslaw made it a ride you never wanted to end.

Pair it up with a pint of beer from the tap ($9.90 all day, son), or two glasses of crisp Chardonnay for $16 if you’re feelin’ fancy, and it’s Gucci Gang right there, right in the G spot.

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New generation burger hawkers aren’t exactly anything new, considering that the original pioneers blazed their trail on Singapore’s hawker scene about what, half a decade ago? Still, it’s just good business, and Hammee’s certainly seems to be doing a lot of that.

The highlight of Hammee’s Double Classic Cheeseburger ($8, $2 extra for bacon) are the two beef patties that are made out of a blend of brisket and chuck mince. The patties themselves are chock full of intense, satisfying beefy flavors, partially thanks to them being grilled with beef tallow.

Even though the patties are cooked to well done, they are marvelously juicy and the texture is sensational. The smoky bacon rashers did obfuscate the taste of the beef patties a little, but they added an irresistibly addictive chewiness to the burger that made it all worth it.

The deluge of melted American cheese blanketing each patty adds even more flavor and a luscious creaminess to the burger while holding it all together, while the charmingly caramelized onions were sumptuously sweet and added more dimension to the burger. The bun used might not be a brioche bun, but it was slightly sweet, and was perfectly toasted. The bottom bun retained its texture and never got soggy even towards the last few bites of the burger. I was pretty sure that the burger was missing the chopped pickled jalapeños, but I didn’t miss it at all as the burger was already superb enough on its own.

The only real issue here is the long waiting time. I went down on a Sunday after 2, and it took about more than half an hour for my burger to arrive. My advice would definitely be don’t come hungry, you’ll get hungry during the wait. Or you could just order juice from the nearby juice stalls to bide your time. Either way, you’re gonna need the patience of a saint for some decent burgers that are worth every dollar.

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Just like everything else, the Ozzies have to do it different from everyone else. From building houses upside down to wearing clothes back to front, everything is different in Australia. Case in point is Hungry Jack’s, which is basically Burger King but way better.

I have no idea what they put inside that juicy, ridiculously redolent 100% Aussie beef patty, but all I know is that I want it all. And yes, you can Have It Your Way.

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Rascal has a lineup of special burgers that operates on a weekly roster, and the Joe Beef (A$16) was the special on the week that I paid a visit to this bastion of burgeoning burgers.

A thick, juicy ground wagyu beef patty is savagely laden down with a slice of melted American cheese, two rashers of bacon and a generous heap of poutine. Yes that’s right, don’t adjust your television sets, you read that right. There’s POUTINE on your burger, and it’s downright delicious.

The greatly gratifying gravy blended excellently with the maple syrup that had been drizzled over the bacon (because Canada, eh?), while those soft, ridiculously rich chunks of cheese curd added even more creaminess and saltiness to the burger. And to cap it all off, those glorious golden brown and utterly perfect hand cut fries are there to make this calorie bomb the ultimate bomb.com that’ll fire you straight into Flavortown.

If you don’t think that this burger is an utterly eh grade burger, then you don’t know wot you’re talking aboot.

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The Happy Wombat’s Southern Fried Chicken Burger proves that it’s always done dirty down south. A thick, deep fried slab of buttermilk marinated free range chicken is smothered under an avalanche of The Happy Wombat’s tangy housemade slaw and jalapeños before cheese and an abundance of buffalo sauce completes the burger.

Every single element in the burger is terrific, and then they fuse together, it’s a maelstrom of magnificent flavors. The rich, savory buffalo sauce lubricates the slightly dry fried chicken breast and imparts even more flavor into the fray, while that tangy, zingy ‘slaw cuts through all that density to keep your tastebuds from suffering from an overload of richness. Of course, the spicy jalapeños are on station to pump even more zing and their characteristically mild spice into the burger.

But wait, there is more! That’s right, call within the next 10 minutes, and you get a heaping side of stellar sweet potato fries!

Overall, it’s what a fried chicken burger should be, dirty, delicious, downright decadent, and best paired with a cold pint straight from the tap.

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Here’s the funny thing about pork belly: in the Asian culinary world, it’s the Holy Grail, the Rolls Royce of all cuts of swine. However, in the Caucasian culinary world, it’s a cheap cut of meat that most wouldn’t bother with unless they needed bacon.

Fortunately for me, Grill’d, a proudly Aussie burger chain, isn’t gonna let the lowly status of pork belly dissuade them from working some magic with it.

The Underbelly (A$15.90) isn’t just some seedy scrapper from the slums, it’s quite the superstar in its own right. Two sizable slabs of slow cooked pork belly that’s been marinated in Grill’d’s top secret marinade is fused with a refreshingly light zucchini & kale slaw as well as their proprietary Green Goddess Mayo.

While it is a little oily due to the fat on the pork belly, it’s undeniably unctuous and that slow cooking just makes that pork belly melt away in your mouth. The moderately creamy and pleasantly herbal qualities of the Green Goddess Mayo serve as a pleasant perfume, as well as adding even more flavor into the mix.

The additional zucchini chips I had on the side were rather disappointing though. Instead of being the razor thin slices of deep fried zucchini that resembled potato chips, it was a thick cut of zucchini that had been battered and deep fried. As you might’ve expected, it was dreadfully soggy, but at least the chipotle mayo on the side was a bit uplifting to the otherwise dreary zucchini chips.

The Underbelly is probably one of the many factors of what’s contributing to my burgeoning belly, but damn it tastes so good.

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So, what’s new with Third & Sixth’s burgers? Well, they’ve changed the polarizing crusty burger buns which I personally liked to soft, fluffy artisanal buns that are universally liked.

Other than that, the ground beef patty is still the juicy and fantastically flavorful patty that I remember from my last visit. Slap on a rasher of beautiful bacon, a slice of majestically melted cheese and a dollop of barbecue sauce, and you’ll be in beefy bliss.

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Normally I’d dismiss chain restaurants as being barely average, but Ambush’s food is actually surprisingly excellent. Case in point is their French Bleu Cheese & Beef Burger ($15.50++).

A thick and tremendously tasty ground beef patty is dressed up with a palatable pile of sweet caramelized onions and French Bleu cheese. The pungent scent of the Bleu cheese contrasts the sweet onions excellently while the richness of the melted cheese accentuates the richness of the beef patty.

The only real gripe I had with this burger is that the bottom bun was completely soggy by the time I’d chomped through half the burger, but in light of just how delicious everything else was, it’s probably a forgivable offense.

I don't go to McDonald's for lunch or dinner, but when I do, it's because they wisely decide to (finally) put their stellar Samurai Beef Burger back onto their rotational menu.

It's been lurking around on their specials menu ever since I was an over-sensitive adolescent, but it'll never go out of style. Sure, the beef patty is just a Big Mac patty that's been repurposed for the Samurai, but it has NEVER and will NEVER taste as good as the Samurai.

It may be campy, and it may be sorta cheap, but it will get you hooked at first bite. The deluge of McDonald's proprietary teriyaki sauce combined with the mayonnaise just elevates the otherwise boring Big Mac patty into a whole 'nother beast. Rich, sweet, salty, sticky and hopelessly addictive, this proud burger will viciously slay your tastebuds right where they stand with its unstoppable, potent mix of fabulous flavors.

If you don't agree with me that the Samurai Burger is McDonald's best burger ever, you're dead wrong and I'll fight you to the death. Swear on me tastebuds, I'll fookin rek u m8

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Oh wait, that's not the song is it? Anyways, 25 Degrees' Number Two ($14++) is similarly memorable thanks primarily to its stellar patty.

Besides the juicy, tender and sensationally seasoned ground beef patty, the Number Two comprises of roasted tomato, melted burrata and crispy prosciutto, all built on two soft and fluffy buns, not rock n roll.

The massive beef patty is exactly what you came for, and it surpasses expectations. Done to a nice pink medium rare, the patty is tender, juicy and downright heavenly. Unfortunately, the crispy prosciutto that was promised never materialized, unless it was inside the patty itself, in which case I completely missed it due to my over eagerness in savoring the Number Two.

While the burrata is rather mild mannered and doesn't add much in the way of flavor, it certainly delivered whopping amounts of creaminess and the signature richness of cheese that makes it so absolutely addictive. The roasted tomatoes were simply sterling, as they provided a slight tartness and a pleasant sweetness from its juices.

Overall, it's an absolute banger of a burger, and it'll have you banging on and on about how delectable it is long after the 2.5 minutes it'll take you to pulverize this burger.

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This beautiful Triple Bacon Burger right here will set you back by $19 (before GST), and it's a rather handsome return on your investment.

The 120 day grain fed beef patty is juicy, solidly savory and delightfully smoky from the grilling, while the beer caramelized onions counter its heavy, meaty savoriness with their sweetness. You can't go wrong with bacon, and Wildfire proves it by slathering some piquant bacon jam on the buns and slapping a strip of fatty, savory and oh-so-delicious streaky bacon atop the blanket of melted cheddar cheese thats been melted over the mouthwatering beef patty. Then, the burger is glazed in an addictive, house made Baconnaise sauce before the top bun is erected to seal the deal.

Though it may falter in the face of some of the more legendary burgers in town, it is definitely one of the better burgers around, and it's a sterling selection for whenever a burger craving strikes.

Thanks to Burpple's ongoing promotion with Half Pound that sees Half Pound's namesake burger being peddled alongside a nice cold pint of beer, I've discovered what is quite possibly the best burger in Singapore in my books. In fact, the Half Pound Burger was charged with being an absolute banger of a burger, and the jury (a.k.a. my tongue) has found the burger grilled-ty as charged. Geddit? Guilty, grilled-ty? Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

The ingredients list is already mouthwatering enough on its own. The 220 gram Angus beef patty is the headliner while the candied bacon, truffled gouda cheese, Monterey Jack cheese, and pickled daikon are the supporting acts. But the proof is in the burger, and I found proof that God loves us, as He has blessed us with the Half Pound Burger.

The burger is so delightfully thick that in order to fit the burger into your voracious maw, you have to make like a snake and dislocate your jaw just to get it in. But it's more than worth it, believe me. I think the burger cried out "pound me daddy" as I sank my teeth into the fluffy buns, and I couldn't help but gladly oblige. Before I knew it, I'd pounded down the beautiful behemoth of a burger.

Every bite of this sumptuous burger is a trip into paradise. The thick, juicy half pound burger patty was done to a marvelous medium, and the seasoning was simply smashing! The patty is perfect on its own, but why settle for mere perfection when you can attain nirvana? The candied bacon was glazed in a sticky coffee (I'm almost dead certain its coffee) syrup, and the insistent coffee taste mixed with the smokiness of the bacon complemented the heavy, savory flavors of the burger perfectly. The truffle in the buttery, nutty Gouda brought an enchanting earthiness, and the mild, melty Monterey Jack cheese gave the burger the sexy cheese strings.

The one thing that sets the Half Pound Burger apart from its competitors is the pickled daikon. It has a pleasant tanginess to it that is muted so as to not impose upon the rest of the burger, but the biggest boon it brought to the burger was its crunchiness. And that was what really stood out from the soft, curvy textures of the burger. The beautifully browned buns were toasted to perfection and pleasantly pillowy, but they understandably got a bit soggy from all the juices from the burger as I pounded it down into my stomach.

The sauce that's served separately is the final component that made this exquisite burger utterly unforgettable. Consisting of what I suspect is beef jus, among other ingredients, the yellow sauce wasn't heavy on flavor, but it was supremely rich. Buttery and charmingly creamy, this sauce was simply made to be bottled and sold to the discerning masses. It really is that excellent. It also makes for a pretty good condiment for the fantastic French fries on the side when it mingles with the juices from the burger.

Priced at $18+ on its own, this burger is stunningly stellar. Grab as many napkins as you can, because the juices are definitely gonna flow as you pound away with pleasure.

#burppleburgermonth

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